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Britney and Madonna In 2019

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:30:06 +0000

Fox News has done it again. They’ve selected their most talented graphic artist to create an unbelievably real account of what Britney Spears and Madonna will look like in 2019. Wait, there’s more. This guy is apparently a forensic artist.

He explained…

Joaquin Phoenix Is A Filthy Hobo Mess

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:13:13 +0000

Walk the Line star Joaquin Phoenix who is now officially retired from acting has turned to hosting lame parties in Las Vegas a la Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. He was photographed at a party at Lavo, oh what a classy joint.

Joining him was Casey Affleck who is reportedly filming a documentary about Joaquin

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Out

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:27:26 +0000

Justin Timberlake and his fugalicious dyke of a girlfriend Jessica Biel spend a night out on the town with the stalkerazzi intact. Jessica, who is aging horribly, looked about 40, and Justin looked more boy-ish than usual. They were forceably holding hands, aww - how sweet. We don’t get them - at all.

Jessica Simpson’s New Country Music Video

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:17:24 +0000

Jessica Simpson’s video for her first “country” single “Come On Over” has been released, and it’s a doozey. She sluts herself around wearing a top with no pants, and sits on the kitchen counter, wow what a surprise. A+ for originality.

The song itself, doesn’t sound anymore country than her previous material, but whatevs. You decide.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cljz4-N5Rns

The craptastic album “Do You Know?” will be released on September 9th, 2008 - if it doesn’t get pushed back. We don’t really want to know.

Out and About: Paris Hilton

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:48:54 +0000

Paris Hilton and sister Nicky Hilton were photographed out and about in Hollywood on Saturday. Paris showed off that she too, can cut her own hair! Congrats to her. Remember when you would cut Barbie’s hair and it would go totally wrong? Yeah, it reminds us of that.

Britney & Mum Shop for Home, Lighter in Tow

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:36:12 +0000

Britney Spears and mum Lynne stopped by a luxury home goods store in Hollywood on Saturday. The pair laughed and smiled while they were snapped browsing for home decor. Staying true to herself, Brit carried her handy-dandy lighter in her hand while she shopped.

Lynne flew into Los Angeles last week after tending to Jamie Lynn and new daughter Maddie Briann, Lynne’s been spending time with Britney and kids Sean Preston, and Jayden while staying at Brit’s Studio City home.

Knox Leon & Vivienne Marcheline Birth Details

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:38:36 +0000

Details have been pouring in over the past few hours regarding Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twin babies, ever since we were the first to confirm the baby’s names, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt earlier in the night.

Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann finally spoke out to the press, saying that after delivering the twins, both Jolie and Pitt, who was there for the births, are “doing marvelously well.”

Sussmann went on to say that were delivered earlier than expected via Cesarian on Saturday night for medical reasons and so the babies could be born in the best of conditions.

Knox weighed 5.03 pounds, and Vivienne weighed 5 pounds.

Jolie is expected to remain in the seaside Lenval hospital in southern France for a few more days.

It’s Official! Brad & Angelina Give Birth to Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:10:39 +0000

It’s official! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have given birth to a boy and girl, named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.

How can we confirm this? Thanks to our uber-investigative instincts, Stargina has learned that Angelina’s lawyers Lavely-Singer quickly snapped up the domains KnoxLeon.com and VivienneMarcheline.com Saturday afternoon.

Earlier in the day, french newspaper Nice-Matin quoted Jolie

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty An Item

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 23:11:04 +0000

Super-tramp Sienna Miller was snapped topless again, making out with a married Balthazar Getty on a boat along the Amalfi coast. The two were introduced by Sienna’s ex Matthew Rhys who is also Getty’s co-star on the US tv-show Brothers and Sisters.

Getty, oil heir and great-grandson of the late billionaire Jean Paul Getty, founder of the Getty Oil Company, and at one time one of the richest men in the world, is married to Rosetta Millington, the couple have four children, and were married in 2000.

Interesting fact: Balthazar’s father, Jean Paul Getty III was held for ransom for $17 million at the age of 16 while vacationing in Rome, shortly after his father moved to England. His father Jean Paul Getty II asked Jean Paul Getty to help pay the ransom, but Getty refused insisting if he paid the ransom, all his grandchildren would be kidnapped. Finally, four months later, a packaged arrived at a daily newspaper containing a lock of hair and a human ear, stating that if $3.2 million was not sent then further mutilation would endure. Jean Paul Getty finaly agreed to pay up. Later, Jean Paul Getty III was found alive, sans ear, in southern Italy. The traumatic events affected him permanently and later became a heavy drug user, before overdosing in 1981, leaving him permanately paralyzed and nearly blind. This most likely left the impression of an unstable childhood on Balthazar who also ended up turning to drugs, before cleaning himself up. Balthazar is now reportedly sober. And here we thought Balthazar was just your average Joe on Brothers and Sisters!

We’re expecting something big to come out of this…Watch this space!

Kelly Osbourne on Horrors of Knife Crime

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:40:25 +0000

After all the recent gang-related teen deaths in London, Stargina-approved Kelly Osbourne decided to speak about, writing for The Sun. Good for her! It’s a serious issue, and it’s not getting enough attention in the states.

I KNOW it may sound a bit cheap coming from me since I

Lindsay Lohan On Set…Again & Eats too

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:31:30 +0000

Lindsay Lohan taking another break on Labor Pains … again, this time we see her eating too, exciting!

Bitch needs to finish this damn film (we all know it’s going to flop), and get back to work on some real movies.

The Hills Stars Attend VH1 Rock Honors

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:27:22 +0000

Lauren Conrad attended the VH1 Rock Honors “VIP” Party, along with fellow d-listers Kim Karadashian, and The Hills co-stars Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth. You can see Lo’s haggard looking face behind Lauren “L.C.” hacking Conrad. These young girls aren’t aging too gracefully, you’d think with all the money they have, they’d be able to. Whatevs

Kim Kardashian Looking Old At VH1 Rock Honors

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:23:45 +0000

Kim Kardashian joined a bunch of other d-list celebs by attending the 3rd Annual ‘VH1 Rock Honors’ VIP Party. Oooh VIP, sounds special! Kim sported some pretty visible eyebags, her face just looked pretty crap all together.

Audrina Patridge Arriving Home After Photoshoot

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:21:11 +0000

Audrina Patridge snapped arriving home after leaving Smashbox studios for a photo shoot earlier in the day with her Hills co-star/roomies Lauren Conrad and Lauren Bosworth, who drove separately to the shoot.

According to a source on the scene, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were already at the studio when Audrina arrived, but departed minutes later.

Hmm.

Listen to HSM3 - Now or Never

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:59:25 +0000

The first song from High School Musical 3 premiered on Radio Disney today, and has leaked online. It’s called Now or Never, sung by Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.

Listen to it now!

[audio:HSM3 - Now_or_Never.mp3|titles= Now or Never|artists=Zac Efron / HSM3]

Sounds like craptastic nineties Pop to us!

Download HSM MP3s Here