Usually bitchy Jessica Alba and her user husband Cashole Warren dined at Crustacean on Monday. The valet lost their keys, and Jessica didn’t get in a mood, so that’s a good thing, motherhood must be doing some good. Depsite what everyone else says about Cashole, she loves him, saying:

“I never thought I’d find a man before 30, let alone marry him and have his baby. I always used to meet the wrong guys – the ones who wanted to hang out for a week and see how far they could get. If you didn’t have sex in the first few days, you were either frigid or a lesbian. So I held out – and, boy, am I glad I did!”

Good for her! She apparently doesn’t mind the fact that he’s just using her, remember when he had her make that crappy video where she just stared at the camera for thirty seconds, to whore out his lame web site? Yeah.