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Matthew McConaughey Welcomes Douche Jr. Into the World

· Douche, Matthew McConaughey

Douche, Matthew McConaughey and his baby-mama Camila Alves welcomed a baby boy into the world (just what we need, douche-offspring), on Monday.

They still don’t have a name for the baby, so we thought we’d come up with a few of our own.

  • Super-douche: Matthew II McConaughey

  • Ultra-trendy: Flannel Shark McConaughey

  • Uber-smart: Kau

Tags: Douche · Matthew McConaughey

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 halthrowbelle // Jul 8, 2008 at 7:25 AM

    I vote ofr ultra tendy …

    Flannel… lmao wuutttt!

  • 2 jarROD // Jul 8, 2008 at 7:29 AM

    flannel is pretty classic, but Matthew II McConaughey totally screams douchebag to me

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