Fox News has done it again. They’ve selected their most talented graphic artist to create an unbelievably real account of what Britney Spears and Madonna will look like in 2019. Wait, there’s more. This guy is apparently a forensic artist.
Walk the Line star Joaquin Phoenix who is now officially retired from acting has turned to hosting lame parties in Las Vegas a la Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. He was photographed at a party at Lavo, oh what a classy joint.
Joining him was Casey Affleck who is reportedly filming a documentary about Joaquin
Justin Timberlake and his fugalicious dyke of a girlfriend Jessica Biel spend a night out on the town with the stalkerazzi intact. Jessica, who is aging horribly, looked about 40, and Justin looked more boy-ish than usual. They were forceably holding hands, aww - how sweet. We don’t get them - at all.
Jessica Simpson’s video for her first “country” single “Come On Over” has been released, and it’s a doozey. She sluts herself around wearing a top with no pants, and sits on the kitchen counter, wow what a surprise. A+ for originality.
The song itself, doesn’t sound anymore country than her previous material, but whatevs. You decide.
The craptastic album “Do You Know?” will be released on September 9th, 2008 - if it doesn’t get pushed back. We don’t really want to know.
Paris Hilton and sister Nicky Hilton were photographed out and about in Hollywood on Saturday. Paris showed off that she too, can cut her own hair! Congrats to her. Remember when you would cut Barbie’s hair and it would go totally wrong? Yeah, it reminds us of that.
Britney Spears and mum Lynne stopped by a luxury home goods store in Hollywood on Saturday. The pair laughed and smiled while they were snapped browsing for home decor. Staying true to herself, Brit carried her handy-dandy lighter in her hand while she shopped.
Lynne flew into Los Angeles last week after tending to Jamie Lynn and new daughter Maddie Briann, Lynne’s been spending time with Britney and kids Sean Preston, and Jayden while staying at Brit’s Studio City home.
Details have been pouring in over the past few hours regarding Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twin babies, ever since we were the first to confirm the baby’s names, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt earlier in the night.
Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann finally spoke out to the press, saying that after delivering the twins, both Jolie and Pitt, who was there for the births, are “doing marvelously well.”
Sussmann went on to say that were delivered earlier than expected via Cesarian on Saturday night for medical reasons and so the babies could be born in the best of conditions.
Knox weighed 5.03 pounds, and Vivienne weighed 5 pounds.
Jolie is expected to remain in the seaside Lenval hospital in southern France for a few more days.
It’s official! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have given birth to a boy and girl, named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.
How can we confirm this? Thanks to our uber-investigative instincts, Stargina has learned that Angelina’s lawyers Lavely-Singer quickly snapped up the domains KnoxLeon.com and VivienneMarcheline.com Saturday afternoon.
Earlier in the day, french newspaper Nice-Matin quoted Jolie