Justin Timberlake and his fugalicious dyke of a girlfriend Jessica Biel spend a night out on the town with the stalkerazzi intact. Jessica, who is aging horribly, looked about 40, and Justin looked more boy-ish than usual. They were forceably holding hands, aww - how sweet. We don’t get them - at all.

Jessica Simpson’s video for her first “country” single “Come On Over” has been released, and it’s a doozey. She sluts herself around wearing a top with no pants, and sits on the kitchen counter, wow what a surprise. A+ for originality.

The song itself, doesn’t sound anymore country than her previous material, but whatevs. You decide.

The craptastic album “Do You Know?” will be released on September 9th, 2008 - if it doesn’t get pushed back. We don’t really want to know.

Paris Hilton and sister Nicky Hilton were photographed out and about in Hollywood on Saturday. Paris showed off that she too, can cut her own hair! Congrats to her. Remember when you would cut Barbie’s hair and it would go totally wrong? Yeah, it reminds us of that.

Britney Spears and mum Lynne stopped by a luxury home goods store in Hollywood on Saturday. The pair laughed and smiled while they were snapped browsing for home decor. Staying true to herself, Brit carried her handy-dandy lighter in her hand while she shopped.

Lynne flew into Los Angeles last week after tending to Jamie Lynn and new daughter Maddie Briann, Lynne’s been spending time with Britney and kids Sean Preston, and Jayden while staying at Brit’s Studio City home.

Details have been pouring in over the past few hours regarding Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twin babies, ever since we were the first to confirm the baby’s names, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt earlier in the night.

Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann finally spoke out to the press, saying that after delivering the twins, both Jolie and Pitt, who was there for the births, are “doing marvelously well.”

Sussmann went on to say that were delivered earlier than expected via Cesarian on Saturday night for medical reasons and so the babies could be born in the best of conditions.

Knox weighed 5.03 pounds, and Vivienne weighed 5 pounds.

Jolie is expected to remain in the seaside Lenval hospital in southern France for a few more days.

It’s official! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have given birth to a boy and girl, named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.

How can we confirm this? Thanks to our uber-investigative instincts, Stargina has learned that Angelina’s lawyers Lavely-Singer quickly snapped up the domains KnoxLeon.com and VivienneMarcheline.com Saturday afternoon.

Earlier in the day, french newspaper Nice-Matin quoted Jolie’s gynaecologist, saying that the actress did indeed give birth to a boy and girl, via casarian. Up until now, nothing was officially confirmed.

Jolie’s lawyers did the same thing when their first bioligical daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, was born back in 2006 - within minutes of the birth, her legal team snapped up several domains featuring different variations of Shiloh’s name.

Congrats to Brad and Angelina, about time those babies popped out!

Remember, we were the first!

Super-tramp Sienna Miller was snapped topless again, making out with a married Balthazar Getty on a boat along the Amalfi coast. The two were introduced by Sienna’s ex Matthew Rhys who is also Getty’s co-star on the US tv-show Brothers and Sisters.

Getty, oil heir and great-grandson of the late billionaire Jean Paul Getty, founder of the Getty Oil Company, and at one time one of the richest men in the world, is married to Rosetta Millington, the couple have four children, and were married in 2000.

Interesting fact: Balthazar’s father, Jean Paul Getty III was held for ransom for $17 million at the age of 16 while vacationing in Rome, shortly after his father moved to England. His father Jean Paul Getty II asked Jean Paul Getty to help pay the ransom, but Getty refused insisting if he paid the ransom, all his grandchildren would be kidnapped. Finally, four months later, a packaged arrived at a daily newspaper containing a lock of hair and a human ear, stating that if $3.2 million was not sent then further mutilation would endure. Jean Paul Getty finaly agreed to pay up. Later, Jean Paul Getty III was found alive, sans ear, in southern Italy. The traumatic events affected him permanently and later became a heavy drug user, before overdosing in 1981, leaving him permanately paralyzed and nearly blind. This most likely left the impression of an unstable childhood on Balthazar who also ended up turning to drugs, before cleaning himself up. Balthazar is now reportedly sober. And here we thought Balthazar was just your average Joe on Brothers and Sisters!

We’re expecting something big to come out of this…Watch this space!

After all the recent gang-related teen deaths in London, Stargina-approved Kelly Osbourne decided to speak about, writing for The Sun. Good for her! It’s a serious issue, and it’s not getting enough attention in the states.

I KNOW it may sound a bit cheap coming from me since I’ve lived a very over-privileged life, but knife crime is something that affects anyone and everyone.

We need to stop shying away from the issue and tackle it head on.

What upsets me most is that these stabbings are being committed by a minority of teens who feel they’re living in a society where it is acceptable to stab someone if they look a certain way or do something they don’t like. They are killing each other. Families are being torn apart by grief and heartache — and for what?

It doesn’t end there either. You’re not telling me that the perpetrators are not worried about a revenge attack for their actions. So who exactly is benefiting from these awful attacks?

As you know, I always said I would fight the corner of British teenagers in this column. Well I think it is important to stress that we’re NOT living in a society where every street has a teen killer.

But I do think it’s an issue that needs addressing in order to stop the next child being killed this year.

We are NOT living in a society where it is acceptable to attack, stab or murder someone randomly on the street.

Educating kids needs to be done at school and at home.

Harsher sentences need to be dealt out to those who are caught carrying a knife.

EVERY child at school should be educated on just what it’s like to be affected by a knife crime — whether it’s a victim describing what happened to them, a family speaking about their grief at losing a child or a medic explaining in graphic details just exactly what a knife can do to someone’s body.

I think many of these attackers feel they are living in a society where if they don’t sort out their “issues” no one will do it for them.

That’s wrong.

And while we should try to educate them, we also have to offer solutions and the chance of a better future. A chance to follow their dreams.

Why shouldn’t they have these options?

Lindsay Lohan taking another break on Labor Pains … again, this time we see her eating too, exciting!

Bitch needs to finish this damn film (we all know it’s going to flop), and get back to work on some real movies.

Lauren Conrad attended the VH1 Rock Honors “VIP” Party, along with fellow d-listers Kim Karadashian, and The Hills co-stars Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth. You can see Lo’s haggard looking face behind Lauren “L.C.” hacking Conrad. These young girls aren’t aging too gracefully, you’d think with all the money they have, they’d be able to. Whatevs